“Wearing Skinny Jeans”
Just got an awesome crime alert from the DC Police:
ROBBERY SNATCH @500 B/O 13TH ST NW 21749HRS. LOF/B/M..WEARING SKINY JEANS WITH BLACK SWEATSHIRT 5 B/M..POSS/TEENS RAN DOWN 11TH ST TOWARD CONSITIUTION
SUBJS WHERE[sic] STANDING A TOP OF METRO BY THE WEST ELM STORE GRABBED COMP IPHONE
SUBJS ALL WEARING SKINY JEANS AND WEARING HATS.DO NOT TAKE ACTION.CALL 911 WITH EVENT NUMBER 120100067119
